Pickles
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Death NEET?
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Post by Pickles on Dec 10, 2008 21:39:18 GMT -5
Salutations, Mr. Kringle.
First of all I beg your forgiveness in advance, but I must be blunt. I consider myself a boy of science, although I have in mind some who would heatedly disagree, I nonetheless find information thoroughly bogus unless it is backed by tangible facts. Therefore you must understand why I question the infamous tales of your annual exploits. I am highly skeptical that an overweight man in a flamboyant red suit is capable of traveling the world over in a single night with even a proper aerospace vehicle, much less a sleigh powered by animals, or able to eat the various baked goods laid out in well over a billion households and carry the leftovers back to the North Pole for storage and future consumption. However, in the unlikely event that you do indeed exist, I humbly request a "Batman's Buggy: Escape of Mr. Freeze" Lego set and no less than ten unique two-thousand (2,000) piece jigsaw puzzles of the color white.
I assure you my actions this year have been more than reputable.
Sincerely, Near.
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Near's letter to Santa Claus.
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Post by cottonball on Dec 10, 2008 21:46:41 GMT -5
Ah I love it. Haha so Near, so funny. :] Great job on it!
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Pickles
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Death NEET?
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Post by Pickles on Dec 10, 2008 22:29:12 GMT -5
Did it seem in-character for Near?
To be honest it's the first time I've done anything close to RPing as a Death Note canon.
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M4ttyB43r
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making computers look sexay ♥
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Post by M4ttyB43r on Dec 11, 2008 11:58:11 GMT -5
oh my gosh; that is genius!! and it totally sounds like Near!! great job!!
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